It ain't pretty being easy... (soopageek) wrote,
It ain't pretty being easy...

the random lyrics meme

Location: Salinas, KS

This won't be entirely random, more like, I'm just gonna pick 20 songs from stuff currently residing on my hard drive.  The last time I did it truly random, shit ended up in there from bands like Le Shok or Primate 5 which I wouldn't get if they appeared in someone else's entry.  These things should be solveable anyway, or what's the fun in it?  I think 4, 5 (although I included only one line to make it tougher), and 12 are bunnies the rest of them depend on where your genre allegiances lie. At the very least, I'm sure someone on my f-list has heard of each artist (save possibly one). So here's lyrics from twenty songs lying on my laptop.

Googling = cheating. Have fun.

1. Forcefield, super-shield, A.A.
    Junior-high love affair is O.K.
    Jump on the big wagon 'cos I'm So Cal
    I'm big in every way

2. Do you really believe what's going on?
    I was conceived and I was born
    I once was lost but now I'm found
    Tell your bunch I'm boss I'm run this town
    I leave all suckers in the dust
    Those dumb mother fuckers can't mess with us

3. Bama lam said it weren't none of mine
    Bama lam the damn thing's gone blind

4. Well I busted a chair right across his teeth
    And we crashed through the wall and into the street
    Kickin' and a-gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer

5. I lay traps for troubadours

6. I'm so old, you're so young
    I know! You know! Everybody, everyone let's go!
    Oh baby baby you're so sweet!
    Oh goddamn I.. I. oh..  Wooo!
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

7. Look at these - my child-bearing hips
    Look at these - my ruby-red ruby lips

8. If you're alone and you got the shakes
    So do I, baby and I got what it takes

9. I wound it up to a hundred and ten
    And I twisted the speedometer off the end
    My foot glued like lead to the floor
    That's all there is, there ain't no more

10. Shari was a waitress at the only joint in town
      She had a reputation as a girl who'd been around
      On Main Street afer midnight, a brand new pack of cigs
      A fresh one hangin' from her lips, a beer between her legs

11. It makes you wanna feel, it makes you wanna try
      It makes you wanna blow the stars from the sky
      And I'm taking myself to the dirty part of town
      Where all my troubles can be found

12. Take your time. Hurry up.
      Choice is yours; don't be late.

13. Yo, when I'm fishin'... let's keep one thing clear
      The bait's over there.  The brew's right here.
      Two six packs and a big bag of ice
      Didn't even catch a bite, but the brew tasted nice.
      Back to the bar - strawberry daiquiris and them coladas
      I need a whole lotta them fruit drinks to get me a buzz
      I must tell ya I'm the Kool-Aid kid
      When you serve my drink please stick it in the fridge.

14. You don't know me but you don't like me
      You say you could care less how I feel

15. A smut villain, chillin' like Gilligan out on an island
      Fishin' with my string and bamboo - caught somethin' in a see-through nighty
      Might be a little tasty... a 300 pound white girl
      No one to see this... boom, I drop my fluid like a chemist

16. Heybah heybah, hobah hoobah habah
      Heybah heybah, hobah hoobah habah
      Heybah heybah heebah habah hobah hoobah habah
      Heybah heybah, hobah hoobah habah
        (I will offer my oral services to anyone other than mybluenotepad who gets this one)

17. I had a canary that couldn't sing
      I had cat that let me share my pad with her
      I bought a dog that killed the cat that ate the canary
      What is truth?

18. Apologize that I acted foolishly
      Increasingly desperate pleas for your return
      Sorrow for my infidelity
      The vain hope that my sins are forgiveable
      Appeals for one more opportunity
      Drop to my knees to illicit a crowd response
      Modulation and I hold a high nooooooooooooooooooooooote!

19. I know what I want tonight and I see it comin' up the street
      I'm goin' nowhere and I'm only seventeen.

20. If I was a preacher, I tell you what
      I'd save a million souls... Even you
      If I was a miner, I tell you what
      I'd be a DAMN good one.
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