It ain't pretty being easy... (soopageek) wrote,
It ain't pretty being easy...
soopageek

my dream job

I need a job that pays me to goof-off online all day. 

I don't mean a job where I have lots of down time where I basically get paid to goof-off online all day.

I mean, where I actually get paid in accordance with the amount of goofing-off I do.

I'd be a rich, rich man.
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