It ain't pretty being easy... (soopageek) wrote,
It ain't pretty being easy...

save the drama for your mama

OMFG! I caught jenxteen giving a handjob to dragoneletra at the party last night. 

When I told ajguertz about it, she looked up from the pile of coke she was cutting on one of ericexit's CD cases, glaring at me like *I* was the bad guy!!!1!!

Then ruxxell comes in on all fours with the duct tape and peacock feathers (you know how he does!!!) and janietrain is riding him like a bronco dressed in a leather gimp suit and cowboy hat she borrowed from spleazeball.  That dum bitch didn't even have the decency to wash it after frolicking in an all night golden shower party with huskerdude1 and stormodacentury and it was RANK. OMG... it was rank!

Work has been boring.  This afternoon queenkatieett called me and said she knocked over a liquor store to cover some gambling debts which was why she couldn't make it to the party.  Cuz she was in jail and stuff.  I was like STFU!!!!!! And she was like, For real.  And I'm like no way! And she's like totally way!!!


Apparently she promised lossfound he could turn. her. out. for a few months of high-end tricks if he'd use his mob connections to make the whole thing "go away".  He called hockeyfag and yourtourniquet who called in a couple of markers with some cops downtown and sprung the little hussy this morning.  I know you all remember what happened to atthestarz when she agreed to work the Shriner's convention for that slime ball.  I think doctors are STILL scraping her uterus!!!11!!

I'm meeting lacyunderall and lowercasedee tonight after work for dinner.  We may have to go some place dark and noisy.  Between the former's lazy eye and the latter's hairlip I doubt I'll make it through the appetizers before bolting for the door.  Maybe we can go to Rosie's on the east-end.  We might get free drinks if mandy_moon is working tonight!111!!!!  For those of you living under a rock, DUH! She had to get the job after her mom kicked her out when pricciar knocked her up last year after the junior prom!

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Tags: humor, spoof

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