I would like to go on record and say that that dog-lovin', Lionel Worshippin', clone-makin', sheep wrasslin', crazy lawn ornament guy fabricatin' strrrumpet mandy_moon is a low-down dirty CHEATER! She busted her jawbreaker open with a hammer! A HAMMER!!!!!
While I on the other hand have successfully (honorably/honestly) licked my way to the bubblegum center.
Even Delroy was impressed with my jawbreaker licking skeelz.
So I have won by default and any notion of a "race" is off, but I'm still determined to consume this thing, lick by sugary lick.