It ain't pretty being easy... (soopageek) wrote,
It ain't pretty being easy...

jawbreaker update

Location: Cartersville, GA

I would like to go on record and say that that dog-lovin', Lionel Worshippin', clone-makin', sheep wrasslin', crazy lawn ornament guy fabricatin' strrrumpet mandy_moon is a low-down dirty CHEATER!  She busted her jawbreaker open with a hammer!  A HAMMER!!!!!

While I  on the other hand have successfully (honorably/honestly) licked my way to the bubblegum center.

Even Delroy was impressed with my jawbreaker licking skeelz.

So I have won by default and any notion of a "race" is off, but I'm still determined to consume this thing, lick by sugary lick.

So help me
Tags: becky, delroy, photo
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