soopageek

had to google him to confirm or deny because i have no idea who anyone is ever. i think i have at least 25 pounds on him, i'm balding from the back instead of the front (which in its defense is a much more treatable form of baldness!), and i can't cook worth squat.

meanwhile, there's music theory on your interests list, which concerns me deeply as music theory has ruined my life. i don't know you, but i feel compelled to warn you: like meth or crack, theory is extremely dangerous, (but for slightly different reasons than meth or crack). definitely, whatever you do, do NOT teach it to undergrads as an adjunct for long enough that your only option is getting a Ph.D. in aforementioned subject. not even McDonald's will hire you if you spend enough time as an adjunct slave in the arts.