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dodging the issue
Location: Terre Haute, IN

Contrary to loose-lipped rumor and tawdry speculation, a certain dork and I have not been conversing daily until god-forsaken hours of the morning.  Furthermore, I did not, I repeat, did not clandestinely meet with her briefly in Pennsylvania for a second time last weekend.  In addition, the completely absurd notion that this dork and I have anything in common, not to mention a bit of the hots for one another, is an afront to my general sensibilities and sullies my fine, genteel reputation.  Don't be fooled, friends, she is not funny, intelligent, or charming: these are not qualities you find in a dork.  In closing I would like to say I am personally filled with deep, vile shame for each and everyone of you and I hate you all.

This entry contains six sentences and only one of them is true.

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You hate us? Man, see what a woman's influence does to a man?


i tried, vince, i really did... but i lost my he-man woman haters club on the way to the lodge and they wouldn't let me in... i got mobbed by a pack of 'em... it was... AWFUL... i feel so cheap and dirty

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you? deadpan? i just can't imagine....

You're not really in Terre Haute? ;)

i think using the word "dork" automatically makes the speaker into one.

then again, the rest of the content here might be sufficient

And I'm not singing any songs about any Livejournalers sitting in a tree.

oooo... do you know something i don't? some juicy gossip going round? for there's certainly no licentious cavortin' of any sort happenin' in these parts!

In closing I would like to say I am personally filled with deep, vile shame for each and everyone of you and I hate you all.

Finally, someone who isn't afraid to step up and say it how it really is. I salute you, soopageek.

but if that is the true sentence, then... then, that would mean the last sentence is false... negating the truth of the sentence you hold to be true, nay negating the entire entry! creating a conundrum of epic proportions.

oh my.

this can only mean one thing i'm afraid.


lalalala just get it on with her already

who are you, marvin gaye?

and i don't know what you're talking about. i still cry myself to sleep every night that you're with CARLOS and not me. drop the zero and get with the hero.

does hackeysack count?

She sounds like a real bore. You should drop her while you can.

drop wha' who, huh?

there's nothing to drop as you can PLAINLY see from my entry... it's all vicious lies!

Don't tell me that I am wrong AGAIN!! sheesh, and I thought ya'll complemented one another well...

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