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dodging the issue
sanrafael
soopageek
Location: Terre Haute, IN

Contrary to loose-lipped rumor and tawdry speculation, a certain dork and I have not been conversing daily until god-forsaken hours of the morning.  Furthermore, I did not, I repeat, did not clandestinely meet with her briefly in Pennsylvania for a second time last weekend.  In addition, the completely absurd notion that this dork and I have anything in common, not to mention a bit of the hots for one another, is an afront to my general sensibilities and sullies my fine, genteel reputation.  Don't be fooled, friends, she is not funny, intelligent, or charming: these are not qualities you find in a dork.  In closing I would like to say I am personally filled with deep, vile shame for each and everyone of you and I hate you all.

This entry contains six sentences and only one of them is true.
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Re: no dorks allowed!

I can't have a LIAR on my friends list.

i'm not lying! it's my enemies conspiring against me spreading these deceptions!

not even cute ones who are tall and have red hair?

Well now that I know how you REALLY feel, I guess I'll just get going now.

*walks off into the sunset*
*BONK*
*ouch!*

...and green eyes and the soft neck and... I mean no!

haha!

i guess that would "don't let the sun hit you in the head on the way out?"

I like dorky people with blue eyes.

It burns.

shhhh! you're blowing this! i have them all fooled!

Whoa. Talk about double entendres.

Re: shhhh! you're blowing this! i have them all fooled!

welfy...like never before!

Re: shhhh! you're blowing this! i have them all fooled!

get a room plz kthx

Re: shhhh! you're blowing this! i have them all fooled!

seconded

i mean really!

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