I had to walk approximately 100 yards to take a dump, my piss jug is almost full, all of my clothes need washing, and I haven't had a shower in almost a week.
..but I'm gonna take care of that shower thnig in just a little while. I be stanky.
The plaster's falling off the wall. My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall. It's hot as a bitch. I shoulda been rich, but I'm just diggin' this Chinese ditch.
New York, here I come....