In Concordia, Missouri this afternoon I stopped at a gas station because I needed some chocolate in my life. While inside, I decided to make use of the "facilities" as it were. Above the urinal was the common sight of a condom dispenser, advertising a particular brand of Hawaiian prophylactics in "4 exotic colors". In ball-point pen above the brand name, someone had scrawled:
Don't buy this gum!
In addition to photos I took a few weeks ago in Virginia Beach with a certain dork, I stealthily shot some video. Using my awesome video editing skills, I hacked together these two videos for your amusement (.wmv file, 7Mb). I was too lazy to bother muting the sound of military jet planes roaring overhead, so you may want to just mute your computer speakers. Sound is really irrelevant, the video tells the whole story.