January 29th, 2004

i'm ready for my close up mr demille

Now that is what I call a ride!

...but I want to go back, I'm freezing my nuts off out here. Who's this guy? Hey! Hey! I eat through that! Hey! Ow!

*sniff* Ohhh I want to go back. Please put me back. I'm cold, my eyes hurt and they're cutting things offa me and sticking things in me. Ooo. Hey, that's... warm. And soft, too. I can't move my arms any more but it feels really nice.

Who's she? Is that..? Awww, she's as pretty as I thought she would be. Can you take me.. oh you are taking me over there! She looks so happy. A little tired, but happy. Ahhh. She's soft and warm, too. I like it right here. Maybe this isn't going to be so bad after all.