May 10th, 2004

i'm ready for my close up mr demille

Dear Lexingtonians

As I write this, our castle is burning:

This is not good. The local television's "special report" didn't have any video footage yet, but an eye witness at the radio station down the street said he didn't think any of it would be able to be saved. I'm sure the late news will be more informative, complete with video footage.

If this is some sort of insurance scam by the castle's new owners, they deserve to be strung up.

This sucks.