December 24th, 2004

i'm ready for my close up mr demille

let it snow?

Location: HOME

Dear Ohio,

With all of the revenue you generate ticketing your citizens and commerical drivers, could you please consider picking up a couple of snow plows and some road salt?  Maybe you could cross-train your state troopers to drive them rather than have them stand around blocking off interstate ramps.  Say want you want about Kentucky, but at least our goddamn highways were clear and moving.

Sincerely,
soopageek

p.s. Bite me.