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states i've had sex in map

create your own states-I've-had-sex-in map (with a little hacking)

darlin can't you see my signals turn from green to red
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I counted everything but self-masturbation :)

Man I knew I should've taken advantage of that layover in Phoenix..

Haha.. well I had to guess between North and South Carolina..

Re: Man I knew I should've taken advantage of that layover in Phoenix..

you are officially winning this informal slut contest at the moment... i have some catching-up to do!

Ha! Gogo gamer conventions! Horny nerd travel ftw!

I thought people stopped being nerdy gamers after they finally had sex?

no, they just find other nerdy gamers to have sex with.

Like at KoL conventions?

*runs and hides*

*not commenting*...*biting tongue* lol I cannot say what happened in any other room at that convention. However, we were sharing our room with two other people, so we were well behaved.

now WAIT a minute. you aren't in the "everything that is not sex is sex" camp are you? because that is totally cheating. not that it would make any difference in my results anyway. anyway, a blowjob is NOT sex. that is my campaign slogan.

i will agree that handjobs might be pushing it... but, personally, i think any contact of genitalia with an orifice of another person constitutes sex... the orifice is of little consequence, but preferably it's one of the wet ones.

au contraire, mon frere. anything other than the RIGHT orifice AS GOD INTENDED is not only not sex, it's SIN and UNNATURAL.

unless i'm orally pleasuring a woman, in which case it's great and biblical and all. but it still ain't sex.

hahaha, your oral sex is biblical?

the results are always of biblical proportions, yes.

Hopefully it doesn't involve the weeping and gnashing of teeth!

But sometimes that's a good sign!

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