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states i've had sex in map

create your own states-I've-had-sex-in map (with a little hacking)

darlin can't you see my signals turn from green to red
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i presume you marked Nevada because of your stint at the Mustang Ranch?

Oddly, I lost my virginity in Nevada. Sounds very sleazy and Dolly Parton of me, no?

This has all the markings of a great story.... is it?

Not really. I just happened to be at my Dad's house in Pahrump, NV.

You were supposed to lie! :^P

Well, back when I used to frequent the bunny ranch, I used all of the money I made from coke dealing to buy a night with Liev Schreiber. They ordered him especially for me.

You know, I could probably be convinced to do Leiv Schreiber. He's a fine looking man.


Cousin Vickie: I french kiss.

Audrey: So what? Everyone does.

Cousin Vickie: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best.

puttin' the FUN back in dysfunctional family!

Kentucky Virgin definition: a 14 year old girl who can out run her father.

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