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onion reading
i'm ready for my close up mr demille
Gawd I love The Onion:

In an article titled "Living Out Of Your Car Is a Dying Art": I've been in some of the cars they "live" in. I couldn't believe what I saw. One guy put his cigarette butts in the same coffee can he peed in. Have you ever smelled a cigarette that was put out in pee? That'll rank up your upholstery faster than anything. And what happens if you bring a Waffle House waitress back to that smell? She ain't staying the night, that's for sure.

heh, or from "America's Best zoo Exhibits"
Suddenly There's Bears!
Wildlife Parking Lot
Gladys Porter Zoo, Brownsville, TX


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