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you've got to scrape the shit right off your shoes

: soopageek; July 2nd, 2009

This morning, while being stupid and using the cheater bar in a way that is not intended, I banged the shit out of my shin. I put two big gashes in my skin. It hurt like hell, too. It feels better now, but there's a really gross mass of dried blood surrounding the wounds that I won't have an opportunity to clean-up until I get home tomorrow. I really should put together a small first aid kit to keep on the road with me.

I'm currently parked in Middlesboro, KY where I deliver in the morning, just a few miles from the Cumberland Gap. After I emtpy, I'm meeting a guy back in Corbin and taking his loaded trailer from him and heading home for the weekend. I'll start next week off in Asheville, NC on Monday.

Yesterday I saw a girl who looked exactly like Shay Laren.

Though she wasn't as chesty. To make matters worse, she was probably only 15 or 16, which officialy makes me a dirty old man.

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welfy

2009-07-03 02:06 am (UTC)

This picture is kind of hypnotizing in a weird way.

dividedbyzero

2009-07-03 02:31 am (UTC)

Oh there's nothing weird about it. :)

welfy

2009-07-03 02:50 am (UTC)

Yes, but it's weird for me who is so very hetero!

soopageek

2009-07-03 02:52 am (UTC)

I've sat and stared at it many times. I first came across it as a forum avatar and after being mesmerized by it so many times I finally asked the guy where it came from and he told me who it was an the video form which it was taken.

http://fleshbot.com/349029/shay-laren-nude-bowler

WARNING: THAR BE NUDE WII BOWLING!!!!

welfy

2009-07-03 03:12 am (UTC)

Yawn. Her boobs are way too fake-looking to be attractive. And kind of floppy. It makes me thankful for mine.

soopageek

2009-07-03 03:14 am (UTC)

I believe Ms. Laren is all-natural, hence the floppiness. They're nice and all, but everyone knows I'm a legs sorta guy.

welfy

2009-07-03 03:30 am (UTC)

I apologize for the squishiness of my own legs.

gonadsandstrife

2009-07-03 02:11 am (UTC)

I fail to see the problem.

(...said the guy who just spent 10 days shacked up with a 19-year-old.)

soopageek

2009-07-03 11:35 am (UTC)

At least 19 is of majority age, it's a little hard to make a case for comparing a 15 year old, on vacation with her family no less, to a Penthouse model, heh.