It's a Friday night. I'm in Nevada. I like to play blackjack and haven't had sex in ages. I'm in Nevada
My bank account is overdrawn because I'm still adjusting from the Christmas crunch.
I'm in a town with three major casinos and five brothels and I'm broke-ass broke.
Life has a twisted sense of humor.
For another interesting bit of humor, see Sub-Pop's spoof of Pitchfork, before it's gone.